The Enlightenment of Alexander by B.Q. Hanson

I want to devote my life to be just like him” What in the actual fuck? Stalker much? He’s the perfect type of guy, I need to be just like him.

I’ve never met any guy more perfect than him. It’s so CREEPY! Especially when his inner thoughts are “Everything about Alex is perfect. It’s the fastest instalove I’ve ever seen and I read about fated mates and psychopaths so that really says something. And in what world does that name sound hot? Schmidt really? 🤦🏻‍♀️įourthly, the SECOND Jared meets his new roommate he falls for him. I can’t wait to go up to my room to meet him” ummm you are going to your dorm not on a date. “Your roommate is Alexander Schmidt” “Alexander Schmidt? That sounds like a sexy name. Thirdly, back to the writing because I just cannot. His friend asks him about his new roommate and he replies “Are you saying I’ll love my roommate just like I loved my previous submissives?” SAY WHAT? No one said anything about that! WTF Secondly, this 18 year old going off to college is supposedly a billionaire with kink. I learned more about combing hair in the first 4 pages than I ever cared to know about. Everything is repeated, sometimes in the same sentence. I can’t even imagine trying to read this after the sample let alone 400 more pages. This was so fucking cringey that I felt like I had bugs crawling on me from the eThis book is supposedly 430 pages. Like I’ve never felt so gross reading a book before. I knew from that first sentence this book wasn’t for me but since I’m a masochist, I decided to read the entire sample. This book made me have such a visceral reaction to the very first page that I couldn’t just move to the next one. Usually when I read a sample that I don’t like, I just move on to the next and don’t review it.

The Enlightenment of Alexander by B.Q. Hanson